Oh dear. They’re serious.

From the Press Release issued on behalf of Jacques Hagopian, Brand Manager for Charmin Toilet Paper:

America’s favorite toilet paper launches $10,000 national job search to find 5 people who really “enjoy the go”.

Charmin is looking for five outgoing and enthusiastic people to work this holiday season in New York City’s Times Square Charmin restrooms.

But wait — it gets worse:

“The five chosen Charmin Ambassadors will interact with hundreds of thousands of restroom guests while getting paid to revel in their own ‘love of the loo’. This isn’t your ordinary 9 to 5 job, and Charmin only asks that candidates should enjoy going to the bathroom so much, they never want to leave.”

The 20 clean, deluxe, A-D-A compliant, family-friendly and fully-staffed restrooms are just like those you’d find at home [yeah, right] and offer an interactive Charmin experience with additional luxuries like stroller parking; baby changing stations; seating and a family photo area.

There’s even a website:

http://www.enjoythego.com

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